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Hailed by The New York Times as “clearly the unhinged Hiaasen…Daily Show-funny and willing to subvert anything,” Christopher Moore might as well have been tailor-made for QPB. In a new novel packed with his trademark madcap goth-horror humor, the bestselling author of A Dirty Job adds a touch of Dracula to a wickedly funny post-modern love story.
Being dead sucks. Being undead really sucks. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he’s ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend is a vampire who has just made him undead so they can spend the rest of eternity together. Of course, there are plusses to being a vampire—immortality, amazing sex, turning to mist—but there are drawbacks, too. Like that pesky dawn curfew, and having to drink blood to survive. To make matters worse, Tommy is being hunted by Elijah, the 800-year-old vampire who turned Jody and thinks Tommy stole his girl. And on top of that, the turkey-bowling gang Tommy used to hang with—a rag-tag group of stock boys and amateur vampire hunters called the Animals—are on his trail, egged on by the blue-dyed Vegas hooker who wants Tommy to make her a child of the night, too.
After reading You Suck, you’ll understand why The Denver Post says “Christopher Moore is rapidly becoming the cult author of today, filling a post last held by Kurt Vonnegut.”
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